NSFWMonster has the same ring to it as a knockoff energy drink that might cause you to lose it, be tazed, and then jailed in the Wal-Mart lingerie aisle. Since I was too busy jerking off to the website that used the name instead, I most likely wouldn’t have known anything about that. Instead of receiving another point for public obscenity, I just damaged yet another keyboard with a thick coat of semen, which seems like a much safer combination of stimulating chemicals. My friends, it is advancement.